Wednesday, May 28, 2008
6:06 AM
Inspired by the Muttons' way of saying people, I decided to make a list of my own(inclusive of those from the Muttons to Midnight show on 987Fm):~
You are so hairy that rebonding will cost you one million dollars.
You are so hairy that an ant crawled in through your toes .... and reached your knees ten years later.
You are so stupid that when I ask you to buy a colour tv, you ask me, "what colour?"
You are so stupid that you sold your Xbox 360 to buy Halo 3.
You are so stupid that when your teacher told you to pay attention in class, you open up your wallet.
You are so poor that when robbers rob your house, they LEAVE you money.
You are so stupid that you need a tutor to learn how to scribble.
You are so ugly that they hire you as Shrek's stunt double.
You are so ugly that minutes after you were born, your mother shouted, "What a treasure!"... and the doctor said "Yeah, time to bury you."
You are so fat that when you went to the beach for a swim, people thought you were an off-shore island.
You are so fat that you measure 36-24-36..... and your other arm is bigger.
You are so fat that when I swerve my car to avoid hitting you on the road, I ran out of petrol.
You are so fat that when you went on the Singapore Flyer, everybody else experienced a flying... out of their cabins.
And lastly, my personal favourite(and most contreversial): You are so black that when you eat a chocolate cake, it's called CANNIBALISM!
Hahahahahaha
